Posted by CR on/at 7:15 PM
One thing I've noticed about weed, is that it brings people together. Doctors, lawyers, even police officers and school teachers might find themselves passing a pipe or a joint around a circle of free spirited hippies! Situations like this breed many social smoking "faux pas." The breaking of these unwritten (until now) rules may not land you in "stoner jail"
but it may make someone think twice about handing you their joint. I could sit here write and entire book on smokers etiquette, but instead I'm going give you a brief overview of what I think to be the some of the most important things to remember when being in a social smoking situation.
Rule #1: "Dont bogart that joint man!"
To "Bogart" means you're holding the weed too long! Whether it's a pipe, joint, bong, a fucking apple with a hole cut in it, if your holding it too long, you my friend are "Bogarting"!
Synonyms for borgarting may include: "camping", "holding the mic, and the ever popular "pitching a tent"! Some smart-ass may even try to call u "Coleman"...
Rule # 2 "Never fuck up the rotation!"
The rotaion is the order or direction in which the herb is being passed, if it's going clockwise, keep passing it clockwise, seems sooo simple, yet you'll be surprised at how many people "fuck up the rotation"!
Rule # 3 "puff Puff PASS!!!"
This rule goes hand in hand with rules 1 & 2, so you're not holding the mic any more, and you've figured out that you can't fuck up the rotation, now u gotta remember to "puff puff PASS", when someone gets mad at you for bogarting it's not really because your just holding the herb and doing nothing with it (which is still very annoying cause I wanna get high), but it's because you are taking more then your fair share, too much puff not enough PASS. So just remember the pattern puff puff PASS!, and never again will you be "that guy" with the shitty smokers etiquette!!!!!!!
One thing I've noticed about weed, is that it brings people together. Doctors, lawyers, even police officers and school teachers might find themselves passing a pipe or a joint around a circle of free spirited hippies! Situations like this breed many social smoking "faux pas." The breaking of these unwritten (until now) rules may not land you in "stoner jail"
but it may make someone think twice about handing you their joint. I could sit here write and entire book on smokers etiquette, but instead I'm going give you a brief overview of what I think to be the some of the most important things to remember when being in a social smoking situation.
Rule #1: "Dont bogart that joint man!"
To "Bogart" means you're holding the weed too long! Whether it's a pipe, joint, bong, a fucking apple with a hole cut in it, if your holding it too long, you my friend are "Bogarting"!
Synonyms for borgarting may include: "camping", "holding the mic, and the ever popular "pitching a tent"! Some smart-ass may even try to call u "Coleman"...
Rule # 2 "Never fuck up the rotation!"
The rotaion is the order or direction in which the herb is being passed, if it's going clockwise, keep passing it clockwise, seems sooo simple, yet you'll be surprised at how many people "fuck up the rotation"!
Rule # 3 "puff Puff PASS!!!"
This rule goes hand in hand with rules 1 & 2, so you're not holding the mic any more, and you've figured out that you can't fuck up the rotation, now u gotta remember to "puff puff PASS", when someone gets mad at you for bogarting it's not really because your just holding the herb and doing nothing with it (which is still very annoying cause I wanna get high), but it's because you are taking more then your fair share, too much puff not enough PASS. So just remember the pattern puff puff PASS!, and never again will you be "that guy" with the shitty smokers etiquette!!!!!!!
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